Parenting Funny Sayings

parenting funny sayings
Your parents sayings ...?

what were the ones who have stuck with you? good, bad, funny ..... I'm sorry that blue eyes - as if that souds a wonderful man:) ** ** sounds

Principal Dad said two wrongs do not make a right, or waste not Wont No. I miss him, has disappeared Now 6 years

Remarkable school to parent communications - funny school answering machine message


My Quotable Kid: A Parents' Journal of Unforgettable Quotes


My Quotable Kid: A Parents' Journal of Unforgettable Quotes


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Outrageous, poignant, or bitingly witty the things our children say always offer an unexpected glimpse into a world that is all their own. Filled with roomy pages for jotting down conversations or overheard sayings, this handsome keepsake journal also features a bound-in photo window for adding a unique, personal touch. Whether parents prefer safely stowing precious insights for future generations...

Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store (A Short Story)


Dumb White Husband vs. The Grocery Store (A Short Story)


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John is a dumb white husband. That is to say that he loves and cares for his family, is successful in his career, popular around the neighborhood, can dress himself (often without injury) and is capable of reasonable thought. Demographically, however, he functions like a 4-year-old that can’t quite master the intricacies of the potty. It isn’t his fault. He studied hard and got a college degre...

Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay: And Other Things I Had to Learn as a New Mom


Sippy Cups Are Not for Chardonnay: And Other Things I Had to Learn as a New Mom


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The moment the second line on the pee stick turns pink, women discover they've entered a world of parenting experts. Friends, family, colleagues, the UPS delivery guy -- suddenly everybody is a trove of advice, much of it contradictory and confusing. With dire warnings of what will happen if baby is fed on demand and even direr warnings of what will happen if he isn't, not to mention hordes of mi...


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